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Nothing will be done for them but if they had computers they would subscribe so DO IT FOR THEM!!!!

FOR ALL THE HOMELESS PUPPIES AND BABY HOBOS!!!!

You can feel it in your heart, God is telling you that subscribing would be right

If you don't then you side with satan. A lot of you are probably thinking "duh huh cool, satan is 1337" but no. Satan is not 1337. satan is 6/\y. He is a puny little puppet of the real king of evil.

Years ago while God was taking a nap, evil started stirring....Such EVIL IT WAS!!!!! It started out as a mucky white gooey substance. And then it slowly evolved into...NOTHING!!! BECAUSE IT IS.....


MAYONNAISE!!!!!!


Slowly the mayo, quiet and cunning, started creating soldiers of darkness. But it could not make many. For it was still recovering from being so MAYONNAISY!!! So instead it started corrupting angels from heaven. Telling them stories of power OF MAYONNAISE!!!!

One day while mayo was doing this tricky trickage trickery stuff, he caught the ear of the most beautiful, intelligent, high ranking angels in all the land. His name, was SEPHIROTH....

....I MEAN LUCIFER!!!!!!

Slowly, the mayonnaise started eating his BRAIN so he became all stoopit 'n stuff. But God got all mad cause Lucifer was his favourite (hence the high rank) so He got some VENGEANCE!!!

He forever banished the mayo, damned to spend an eternity in jars and genitals (you know what the stuff that comes out when you're happy is right?)! And he is continually digestest/used, wasted/trashed, and recycled back into more jars and genitals.

But it was not over.....

Mayonnaise put his trust (and 15.3% of his soul) into Lucifer and titled him SATAN OR THE DEVIL OR OTHER SUCH STOOPIT NAMES!!!!

So now slowly but surely, satan is working on saving his master from his batey and jarry fate....

The End


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